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Gentleman Of Leisure by Jesse Winchester I want a job that’s not too demanding Like where you do a lot of standing No way to

Dreamsicle By: Jimmy Buffett 1979 Let me tell ya now He sips, he quips Dreams a lot about sailin’ ships Wants to throw it all

Distantly In Love By: Jimmy Buffett 1983 For Jane and Savannah Jane Payphones all were ringing as the crowd went roarin’ by Lovely dancers swayin’

Can’t Be Myself by Watershed Slam the door and grab the phone Like a pistol against my head. Ask your machine where are you Damn

uttermilk Grove by Jimmy Buffett I just started singing, I didn’t know the tune I finally left the city I’m gonna make it back home

One of my friends related this dream to me (revised edition, to make it clearer): “I start out in the shop where I get all

I Know Kung-Fu, a dream: Last night, for my second dream, I was Bruce Campbell, as Elvis, as a detective. I’m carrying a long-barreled revolver

Who Is Eris? Eris is the goddess to whom all things are sacred; the lady of the cosmos who creates and destroys; the prettiest one

The Discordian Quotient in which the more Discordians you hang out with (D) divided by the number of personalities you have (P) times 23 equals

Go outside on a hot summer’s day with a sheet of white paper and a fly swatter. Sit in the shade. Once a fly lands

Chronarchy