One thing that has bothered me a bit over the past week:
Yes, I know I have gotten a haircut. There is no reason to tell me this.
The following reactions to my current haircut are acceptable:
“Wow! Your hair looks great!”
“Dude, you need a better barber!”
“Did you get a haircut?”
“Did you ask your doctor about viagra?”
The following responses are not appropriate:
“You got a haircut.” (Spoken as a statement, as if I didn’t already know this.)
“Aww, I liked your hair the other way!” (Spoken as if my opinion isn’t important in this.)
Thank you, that is all.



