Category: Essays

There’s nothing so inspiring to me as relaxing on the front porch on Beggars’ Night, watching the near-full moon rise over the trees and through

The Schmuck that I Am: I hate it when it bothers me that I’ve done something moral. I’m sick of that feeling. Today I found

A Ghostly Encounter: My freshman year in college, I finally made up my mind about ghosts. Simply put, they don’t exist. To this day, I

One of my favourite stories: Two Wiccans and a Discordian: Once there were 3 pagans who had gathered together to do invocations. The first two

Fire extinguisher chic: The girl who checks our fire extinguishers in my office is hot. I think I need to move the extinguisher in here.

Fire alarm: So I walk into Dreese Lab this morning (I go through every day on my way to work). On the ceiling are the

My favourite things: Apples, especially Golden Delicious Beautiful things Chics, lots of chics. Dragons Esus and Eris, my Patron Deities Flirting Galoshes (just the word,

Chemistry isn’t my strong point. Ever notice how only people who use lotion have dry skin? Those who never touch the stuff never complain about

Caution: free thought and expression of unpopular ideas Just a bit of warning: I was thinking today about certain issues. And when I’m thinking, you

The Businessman: The large man’s hand had a slightly uncomfortable press around mine. I smiled at him, and asked what he did. “I’m a businessman.