This is a super old page; really just an historical list of random internet tests I took many years ago. I want to apologize in advance for inaccessible content; it’s from an ancient internet age, when the code was not designed for accessibility, and many of the sources simply don’t exist any longer. I’ve done my best to update images and tables in 2026, but some rely on code so old I can’t really parse it any longer. Maybe don’t click on the links, which probably don’t work, but over two decades may also end up being dangerous (I try to catch and fix those, but still).
How I stack up
I took a bunch of tests online back in my LiveJournal days (as we all did). Results follow:
Legend of Zelda. You’re the Frank Sinatra of games
– classic, timeless, a wondrous sight. Many
imitators, but nothing close to being quite
like you, babe.
Which Old-School NES Game Epitomizes Your Life?
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Take the “Which FARK Cliche Are You” quiz!
(See Fark.com for a bit more understanding of this test)
Take the What animal best portrays your sexual appetite?? Quiz
(apparently I’m really lustful!)
Here is how I matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
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| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Moderate |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Low |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Moderate |
| Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) | Moderate |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Moderate |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | High |
| Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) | Very Low |
Take the Dante’s Inferno Test
From bbspot.com:
According to Belief.net, my spiritual type is:
Questioning Believer – You have doubts about the particulars but not the Big Stuff
Similarly, Belief.net has placed my religious leanings (on the Belief-O-Matic) as follows:
| Your Results: The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa. Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have |
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On the Belief.net “Are you a narcissist?” test, I scored as follows:
Selfless spirit. You don’t think much of yourself–literally–and it’s probably helped you get along with people and reduce the anxiety in your life.
On the Belief.net “What’s your Spiritual Path?” test, I pulled:
Nuts About Nature
You love camaraderie and campfires, but it’s nature that’s your spiritual space. Many groups practice in nature and incorporate it into their daily spiritual lives. Get out there and get involved!
If I used LiveJournal:
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pure
What’s YOUR sexual fetish?
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Augustus
Which Roman Emperor Would You Be?
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You come from Dark Water. You are solitary and
find peace in yourself, or maybe you’re
turmoiled but pull off peace.
Where Did Your Soul Originate?
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EARTH is your chinese symbol!
What Chinese Symbol Are You?
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I am a A Copper Dragon!
Hey, I took the http://dragonhame.com online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Copper Dragon on the inside.
In the war between good and evil, Copper Dragons take the side of the noble and good….
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos….
As far as magical tendencies, Magical spells come as natural to the Copper Dragon as breath from it’s body….
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done….
Copper Dragons make their homes on wooded hillsides, preferably close to a spring or river. They are fond of the Irish and typically speak with a soft Irish accent.’
At birth, the Copper Dragon’s body is covered in semi-reflective copper scales. As the dragon matures into it’s young adult stages these scales become more polished and highly reflective.
As the dragon grows older and moves to the elder stages of life, it’s scales begin to tarnish and mature into a bright greenish brown color. Copper dragons spend little time among humans, but can be often found among the elves and other magical folk.
This Dragons favorite elements are: Copper, Emeralds, and Laughter
http://Dragonhame.Com
You are a Wizard!
Take the “How Do You Use Magic?” test! Written by Brimo
The Mundane. There is nothing higher or more
powerful than what you can reach out and touch.
Physical reality is all there is. Religion is a
waste of time from your point of view.
Everything can be explained by science. Even
science fiction is a waste of Time. A pity.
What is the Dominant Inner being within You?
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You are an OLD SCHOOL HEATHEN. You’ve been around
the block a few times, and don’t need to change
your worldview to please others as the years go
by. People like you are the backbone of
Heathenry.
What Kind of Heathen Are You, Anyway ?
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A few have taken this inkblot test and posted results, so I decided to try:
Michael, your subconscious mind is driven most by Peace
You have a deeply-rooted desire to make peace in the world. Whether through subtle interactions with loved ones, or through getting involved in social causes, it is important to you to be able to influence the world in a positive way.
You have a deep respect for humankind. You care about the future of the world, even beyond your own involvement in it, and you inspire others to feel the same way. Your innate drive toward peace guides you in daily life towards decisions that are respectful toward yourself and others.
Your psyche is very rich; the more you learn about it, the more you will understand who you really are.
You’re a tequila sunrise, tequila, orange juice and a grenadine sunrise. One of the most popular cocktails your friends mean the world to you and you’re always eager to entertain them.
“”Which cocktail are you?””
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| What does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer | |
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| Your personality rates a | 8 |
| your best quality is | deep inside you are a good person |
| your worst quality is | nothing! lucky you 😉 |
| this is because | Of the people you hang around |
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You’re the Radio! You’re outspoken, but above all
you’re an optimist regardless how bad things
may get. You’re also the comic relief of the
group, often making a fool of yourself, to keep
spirits high.
Which Brave Little Toaster appliance are you?
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My Personality
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You are sociable, outgoing, energetic, and lively. You prefer to be around people much of the time. You are generally calm and composed, reacting moderately well to situations that most people would describe as stressful. A desire for tradition does not prevent you from trying new things. Your thinking is neither simple nor complex. To others you appear to be a well-educated person but not an intellectual. You have a strong interest in others’ needs and well-being. You are pleasant, sympathetic, and cooperative. You are reasonably reliable, organized, and self-controlled.
Crush this person!
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I feel loved when…
The Five Love Languages
My Primary Love Language is Physical Touch
| My Detailed Results: | |
|---|---|
| Physical Touch: | 10 |
| Words of Affirmation: | 8 |
| Acts of Service: | 6 |
| Quality Time: | 4 |
| Receiving Gifts: | 2 |
About this quiz
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Your Aspie score: 109 of 200 Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 90 of 200 You seem to have both Aspie and neurotypical traits Detailed results suitable for printing
