Oh, the strange things you think of when touching up paint in the wee hours of the morning. . .<\/p>\n
The thought that consumed me last night was thus:<\/p>\n
“I should make a button for Pagan festivals. It should say: ‘I’m taken’.<\/p>\n
No, it should really say:<\/p>\n
‘I enjoy fine conversation and good flirting. I like to have fun and to talk about all sorts of stuff. Just remember: if I’m flirting, I don’t mean it; if I’m drinking you can’t get me drunk enough; if I’m staring at you, I probably think you’re hot, but I’m not going to do anything about it and you can’t make me. I have a girlfriend whom I love very much. Yes, that also means I’m straight. In short: if you’re looking to get laid, you’re wasting your time.’<\/i><\/p>\n
But that would be too small to read. So it should probably say:<\/p>\n
‘I’m taken, I flirt, I mean nothing by it. Find someone else to get you off.’<\/p>\n
If nothing else, it’d make a great conversation starter!”<\/p>\n
I don’t know why I thought about this last night. Maybe it was the paint fumes?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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