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How can you go wrong with that?<\/p>\n<p>Let me relate some of my adventures with this hat:<\/p>\n<p>Over the past 7 years, it&#8217;s seen everything in me. It&#8217;s seen the kid who won&#8217;t grow up, the adult who knows when to compromise, and the budding priest who has had more adventures than he cares to admit.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s something childlike about a man who can put on a hat and change his entire persona. A hat as mystical and wonderful as an old brown fedora is difficult to find. You might point to the tarnhelm of the Ring saga, or the mind-control contraptions of 1950&#8217;s science fiction. None of these compare to that old fedora.<\/p>\n<p>This fedora gave me license to unlock an area no teenager can open: that of self-assurance, humour, and determination. It&#8217;s like suddenly realizing that yes, this world was made for you, and yes, you were meant to take it.<\/p>\n<p>The attitude switch was highly noticeable. I was able to land my first serious girlfriend by trying. My previous attempts had been more like falling into pits. My grades even improved, and my ego began to inflate a bit.<\/p>\n<p>The hat also helped me realized that there were things I couldn&#8217;t have. You know, things that no man was meant to see or discover. This feeling helped balance out a growing ego, preventing me from over-inflating. I was able to accept that sometimes I couldn&#8217;t have everything, but there was always a way to get a piece of what I wanted.<\/p>\n<p>The hat also accompanied me into the woods, taking long hikes with me when I went to College. When I first hiked on the Appalachian Trail, my fedora was firmly pulled on. When I experienced real ritual, it was doffed in respect. When I approached my ancestors atop a stormy mountain, it was this hat that let me see what I was doing.<\/p>\n<p>Retirement for this hat isn&#8217;t easy. It&#8217;s like putting an old friend to bed for the last time. It&#8217;s painful and frightening. I already find myself worrying about the fit of this new hat, whether it will rest on my ears or sit high on my head. I feel a bit of betrayal.<\/p>\n<p>But then I think about my very first fedora, and I remember that I had the same feelings then that I have now. I grew out of that fedora in early high school. At the time, I couldn&#8217;t let it go, and I nearly cried when I gave it to my brother, who could almost wear it.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps soon, I&#8217;ll give my old fedora to someone new. It&#8217;s still in decent condition, just crushed one too many times, faded an olive green, and somewhat mal-formed. But it&#8217;s still my hat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What can I say about my hat? I&#8217;ve had it for 7 years. I purchased this one in high school, my Senior year. I was in Florida for the week, playing in an orchestra. We played at Disney World once. The rest of that day, we had free. 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