{"id":1349,"date":"2023-03-03T01:56:11","date_gmt":"2023-03-03T01:56:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/67.225.164.17\/~chronarchy\/?p=1349"},"modified":"2023-03-03T01:56:11","modified_gmt":"2023-03-03T01:56:11","slug":"haircut-musings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/67.225.164.17\/~chronarchy\/haircut-musings\/","title":{"rendered":"Haircut musings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One thing that has bothered me a bit over the past week:<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I know I have gotten a haircut. There is no reason to tell me this.<\/p>\n<p>The following reactions to my current haircut are acceptable:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n&#8220;Wow! 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