{"id":1632,"date":"2023-03-11T21:13:12","date_gmt":"2023-03-11T21:13:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/67.225.164.17\/~chronarchy\/?p=1632"},"modified":"2023-03-11T21:13:12","modified_gmt":"2023-03-11T21:13:12","slug":"visiting-eris-in-which-i-go-to-visit-our-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/67.225.164.17\/~chronarchy\/visiting-eris-in-which-i-go-to-visit-our-lady\/","title":{"rendered":"Visiting Eris, in which I go to visit Our Lady"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<h1>A Trip to See Eris<\/h1>\n<h3><i>Seeking a Goddess in All the Wrong Places<\/i><\/h3>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p align=\"right\"><i>-Michael J Dangler<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Not everyone gets to visit their goddess. I&#8217;m one lucky sonuvabitch. Eris is always visiting me.<\/p>\n<p>Last weekend, I took a Saturday drive. Where to, you might ask? Why, Eris, Ohio, of course, in order to visit Eris.<\/p>\n<p>Eris is located about 15 minutes outside of Urbana, Ohio. It&#8217;s kind of in the middle of nowhere, way out in the country, really. Plus, you need a really good map to find it. I ended up requiring a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usgs.gov\/\"> USGS map<\/a> in order to finally pin down Eris&#8217; location. Turns out, Eris is at the crossroads of Eris Rd. and Millerstown-Eris Rd.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/erismap.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/erismapsm.jpg\" border=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/center>The problem is, Eris isn&#8217;t actually a town. Eris is, rather, simply a place-name. It&#8217;s in Concord Township. The USGS map gave me an exact location, though, and a pretty good road map will get you into the general vicinity, though every &#8220;pretty good road map&#8221; seems to place Eris, OH in a different place.<\/p>\n<p>Well, on Saturday morning, I hopped in my car, five maps (just in case) including the USGS map in hand, as well as a compass just in case I needed to come up with a real, honest to Goddess orienteering to find my way there. This was a good choice.<\/p>\n<p>I also brought a golden delicious apple, a button for sacrifice, and the concerns my LiveJournal Friends requested I take. And, of course, a camera to record as much as possible.<\/p>\n<p>I had no idea what Eris would be like, but I envisioned lots of interesting things. I&#8217;m sure you do, as well. Because of this, I encourage you to indulge in those ideas first, before reading further. If you don&#8217;t you&#8217;ll lose those images forever when you see what it actually is like.<\/p>\n<p>I noticed a few weird things as I drove, and saw my first Chaostar on the back of a Chevy Blazer in Urbana. I knew I was headed the right direction at that point. I also saw a hawk sitting on some power lines, so if you&#8217;re into augury, there&#8217;s something to whet your whistle until I get to the end.<\/p>\n<p>I drove into town around 11 AM, after an hour and a half drive from Columbus to Eris, OH.<\/p>\n<p>There, I saw the most beautiful thing I&#8217;ve seen in a long time:<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/erisrd.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/erisrdsm.jpg\" border=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/center>I suspect that someone will turn that into an LJ icon very quickly.<\/p>\n<p>My car was now on the corner of Eris Rd. and Millerstown-Eris Rd. This place is just a nexus of chaos. If you don&#8217;t believe me, go stand in the middle of the intersection.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/m-erisrd.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/m-erisrdsm.jpg\" width=\"205\" height=\"116\" border=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/center>On the other corner of the intersection, you&#8217;ll find the above sign.<\/p>\n<p>This intersection is a four-way stop, and there was a small place to pull off. I did this (you&#8217;ll see my green Saturn Ion in most of the pictures, next to the intersection), and then grabbed my maps to verify my location. I took the USGS map and the compass, and my camera, and went to work.<\/p>\n<p>First, I verified where I was. Following that, I set off to take pictures of this Mecca.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/erisfromeast.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/erisfromeastsm.jpg\" width=\"272\" height=\"151\" border=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here is the approach I came from: this is what Eris looks like when you stand on the east and look west.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/erisfromnorth.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/erisfromnorthsm.jpg\" width=\"224\" height=\"149\" border=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here is Eris when you stand in the north and look south.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/erisfromwest.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/erisfromwestsm.jpg\" width=\"154\" height=\"102\" border=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here is Eris if you stand in the west and look east.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/erisfromsouth.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/erisfromsouthsm.jpg\" width=\"237\" height=\"125\" border=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here is Eris if you stand in the south and look north.<\/p>\n<p><\/center>As you can see there isn&#8217;t much to see in the &#8220;town proper.&#8221; In each picture, you will notice that really all there is is the stop sign. Eris is not even a one-stoplight town: Eris is more of a one-sign town.<\/p>\n<p>As I wandered about, taking pictures and trying to get my bearings, there were a few people around. Generally, they ignored me, but the map caught their eye. It&#8217;s a very large map, and it looks official. One man asked me if I was looking for piping. &#8220;No,&#8221; I replied. &#8220;I&#8217;m looking for a Goddess. She&#8217;s about five-foot ten inches, probably wearing leather, and has some pretty wild red hair. Do you know Her?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never been &#8220;stared at with mouth agape&#8221; before. No more questions were asked.<\/p>\n<p>I looked around for the best spot to do ritual, but as Eris doesn&#8217;t have a city line (or even a sign that says &#8220;Welcome to Eris&#8221; on it, which would have been stolen by roving bands of Discordians, anyway), I chose to do the rite at the foot of the sign for Eris Rd.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/makeshifterisaltar.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/makeshifterisaltarsm.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"264\" border=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/center>I set up my altar, which was pitifully small: one golden delicious apple and a button saying Queen of Chaos for sacrifices. But the sign made a great Axis Mundi.<\/p>\n<p>I pulled out the concerns, and listed them as follows:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>For featherynscale, I invited Eris to the birthday party, and noted that the alarm clock was hers if she wanted it.<\/li>\n<li>For raherakht I shouted, &#8220;Eris! You&#8217;re sexy!&#8221; (This actually prompted mothers to grab their children and rush them inside! I was so proud of myself!)<\/li>\n<li>For beautycorrosion, I shouted, &#8220;Eris, Narabali demands her panties back, or you can&#8217;t have yours!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>For tlachtga, I requested less bad chaos, and maybe a replacement of good chaos.<\/li>\n<li>For ceolnamara, I shouted, &#8220;Hi, Eris! Where are the orgasms?&#8221; (By now, there was no one left outside doing anything. Someone even called their dog into the house.)<\/li>\n<li>For jadewaterflame, I requested help getting out of a mess.<\/li>\n<li>For sparkliedragon, I asked for help on the Fluffy front. Then I shouted, &#8220;Why aren&#8217;t there any men who love glitter!?!?!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>For kallisti, I said, &#8220;Hi.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>For firelustlady, I asked about the parents and brother, and for some cash.<\/li>\n<li>For deedeehopskotch, I didn&#8217;t manage to ask for a hail of Pop Tarts, but I did think of her, because I knew that if she&#8217;d read my entry and commented before I&#8217;d left, she would have asked for *something*. So good luck with whatever you get.<\/li>\n<li>Finally, I yelled out, &#8220;uberrod and fred_smith just want to see pictures!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I suspect that Eris will be visiting each and every one of you with your requested blessings.<\/p>\n<p>Proud of myself, I stood up, and looked around. No one was out, but I figured I&#8217;d probably outstayed my welcome. I grabbed my maps and went to the car, and drove off, stopping on the way at the nearest church. There was a graveyard there, and I just had to visit.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/fcoe.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/fcoesm.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"264\" border=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/center>Could that be the location of the First Church of Eris? I don&#8217;t know, but I like to think so. This was on the hill in the middle of a bunch of older graves, so it made me wonder how the Church fit there. I wandered for an hour, and finally was about to leave when I came across this gem:<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/dude.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chronarchy.com\/images\/eristrip\/dudesm.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"264\" border=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/center>Rest in peace, Dude. Rest in peace.<\/p>\n<p>And that was my trip to Eris. I drove home, enjoying the scenery. On my way back to the interstate, though, I came across several bird flights. One was a hawk. The next was a crane. Finally, there was a flight of sparrows careening out of control. All in all, good omens for me.<\/p>\n<p>I love Eris.<\/p>\n<p><center>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p align=\"right\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Trip to See Eris Seeking a Goddess in All the Wrong Places -Michael J Dangler Not everyone gets to visit their goddess. I&#8217;m one lucky sonuvabitch. Eris is always visiting me. Last weekend, I took a Saturday drive. Where to, you might ask? Why, Eris, Ohio, of course, in order to visit Eris. 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