A Conversation with Eris, part III:<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: BOO!<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Shit! Babe! Don’t do that!<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: Why not? You’re always sitting. How else do I get to see your cute ass if I don’t scare you out of your chair?<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Sorry babe. I try not to show it off.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: Liar.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Okay, you got me. So, uh, Sup?<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: Not much. Was just in the neighbourhood. Saw that presentation you gave last night. Not half bad.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Thanks. I’ve had a good teacher.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: Damn straight. Anyway, I was wondering if we could talk business.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Sure. Shoot. I’m listening.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: Well, I have a proposition for you. . . [silence]<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: And?<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: I’m getting to it.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Sure you are.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: Look, what I wanted to know was how bad you wanted that thing you asked for.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Which. . . Oh. Don’t answer that.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: Okay, this time I won’t [winks]<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Well, I’ve thought about it some more. I’m not totally sure I want it.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: You know you could definitly have it, right?<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Yeah, I do. I also know that there’s a load of shit with that. You know, with great power comes great responsibility. To quote a movie and all.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: That one was pretty good.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: You saw it? Did they carge you for a ticket, or did you use your whole “Goddess Nature” to get in free?<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: I just downloaded it from the internet, babe. The exchange rate for ambrosia to US Dollars is pretty low right now.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Oh, I, uh, see.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: Anyway, you’re well off topic.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: You made me this way, babe.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: Don’t remind me. Anyway, do you want what you asked for, or not.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: I need more time to think about it.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: You don’t get anymore time. I’ve been very nice up to this point. You need to make a choice.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Then no. I don’t want it.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: Positive?<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Positive.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: You’ve got more balls than I thought. Nicely done.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Yeah, well, after a quick estimate of how these things would play out, I think I’m better off.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: [sighs] You’re probably right.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Always am.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: Except when you argue with me, Hon.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: Sure you did.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Somehow, I get the impression that this conversation isn’t over?<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: You’re right. There is something else I wanted to talk about.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: And that would be?<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: You’re underinflating recently. Why is that?<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: What exactly am I underinflating?<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: You’re ego, Baby.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: I think it’s doing just fine.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: It’s not. You need to reinflate. You’re like a flat balloon, and I’m getting sick of looking at you.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Well, this is, quite possibly, the way I like it.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: No, it isn’t. You need about 6 women swooning over you at any given time. What was your last count?<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Um, about zero.<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: Exactly. You’re drowning in a sea that has no water, child. Wake up and smell the saltwater!<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: I thought you just said there was no water?<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: [punching PCtG]<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: Ouch! That hurts!<\/p>\n
Eris<\/b>: You deserve it for that last comment.<\/p>\n
PCtG<\/b>: You’re probably right. Thanks.<\/p>\n
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