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A Conversation with Eris, part VI:<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

I was hoping I’d never get another one of these. See, it’s been a while, and I was thinking that five conversations with Eris would be more than enough, and it would fit nicely into the law of fives.<\/p>\n

Now, I’m afraid I have 19 more before I hit 25. Best case scenario, it’ll be 17 more for me to hit 23. But, that’s what you get with a crazy lady with a golden apple.<\/i><\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> Green?<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> Oh? Eris?<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> You missed me that much? Already squeeing over my voice in your ear?<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> Ha. In case you didn’t notice, an eye-roll accompanied that “Oh Eris,” as well as the questioning raise in my voice.<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> Green, you’re always much more handsome when you lie and say you missed my sexy voice.<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> Well, I did miss it. But it was more of a “Oh, shit, what did I do to piss her off now?” kind of miss.<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> You’re a strange one, Green. I like that.<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> Right back at ya, babe.<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> So, Green. What’s up? What have you been doing with your time? Winning more souls for Chaos?<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> I’m not going to do your dirty-work for you, Eris. You can win your own souls. But you know me. Writing, trying to help others learn, dealing with cash-flow issues. The usual. What about you?<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> Why, I’m busy putting beautiful women you can’t have in your path. You think you’re just lucky? This takes work!<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> Yes, I’ve noticed. Thanks for that, by the way. There’s a lot to be said for just making friends. Oh, hey! I do have a question.<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> What’s that? Because I’m not telling you what colour underwear Mazi’s wearing.<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> I already know the answer to that one. No, what’s up with the dreams? I’v ehad a crapload of them recently.<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> Well, you have been reading Necronomicons<\/i>. Or is it Necronomici<\/i>? Either way, you’ve been reading some fucked up shit.<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> So Shubby<\/a> and the Crawling Chaos<\/a> are figments?<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> No, Figment is a dragon<\/a>.<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> You know what I mean.<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> I stand by that statement. They aren’t figments.<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> You’re telling me this shit is RealTM<\/sup>?<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> I’m telling you that you made your reality, now go lie in it. Kinda like a bed, but less warm and comfortable, and a bit more eldritch.<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> Shit.<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> Hey, it’s your mind. You wanted to be the Chaote.<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> I’ll should just stick to meditating on the nature of sandwiches.<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> You should be careful with that, Green.<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> What, afraid I’ll discover the secret to life? That all your tomfoolery will be in vain?<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> Something like that.<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> Always so cryptic, huh?<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> I’m the goddess of Chaos. What more do you expect?<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> You have a point. I suppose expectation would just set me up for disappointment. Or a crazy ego-manical frenzy if I was right.<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> And we can’t have that.<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> You’re damn right we can’t have that.<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> Glad you agree with me, Green. Oh! Someone just came in. I have to run.<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> Just came in? What do you mean?<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> To the bar, silly. Now drink up or you’re going to have to pay for that margarita.<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> Yes, ma’am!<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> Now that’s what I like to hear! One last thing.<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> Yes?<\/p>\n

**Eris lays a kiss on PCtG. A hard kiss. Lingering.**<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> . . .<\/p>\n

Eris:<\/b> [winking] Love you, Greeny!<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> . . .<\/p>\n

PCtG:<\/b> Shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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