{"id":2201,"date":"2022-01-25T14:08:00","date_gmt":"2022-01-25T14:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/67.225.164.17\/~chronarchy\/crafting-a-wooden-mjolnir-for-inmates\/"},"modified":"2022-01-25T14:08:00","modified_gmt":"2022-01-25T14:08:00","slug":"crafting-a-wooden-mjolnir-for-inmates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/67.225.164.17\/~chronarchy\/crafting-a-wooden-mjolnir-for-inmates\/","title":{"rendered":"Crafting a Wooden Mj\u00f6lnir for Inmates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve been added to the list of vendors for the Ohio Department of Corrections (ODoC), and one item listed as an approved product for sale is small, wooden Thor&#8217;s hammers for inmates.<\/p>\n<p>I took this up as a challenge to create something simple, yet efficient, without glue or metal. Once I had the process down, it seemed like a good idea to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@chronarchy\/video\/7056265130962750766\" target=\"_blank\">make a TikTok about it<\/a> (because, you know, why not?), but I had some trouble with the sound and length, so I uploaded the original (above) to YouTube.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Basically, with TikTok, I ran into a copyright issue with the music (which is properly licensed, but I can&#8217;t navigate their system well enough to prove it; YouTube is much easier), so I ended up using a minute-long clip of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=y8OtzJtp-EM\" target=\"_blank\">Immigrant Song<\/a>, which TikTok provides licensing for and was frankly awesome; and the length proved too long, so I just sped up the whole thing. It was a complicated process, to say the least, to get it up on TikTok, but it&#8217;s finally there.<\/p>\n<p>They had to fit a certain size requirement, and I&#8217;ve gotten them down to a pretty good process. The pin in the top spreads the wood in the handle to fit snug against the interior, resulting in a strong friction fit that holds everything together beautifully.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c10.patreonusercontent.com\/4\/patreon-media\/p\/post\/61624268\/436de0c2e00542849edd7529b8ba920a\/eyJhIjoxLCJ3Ijo4MjB9\/1.JPEG?token-hash=OmBhuRz768vLLBWtAgFWWHfjFESLwz333BiVXO02cSw%3D&amp;token-time=1771632000\"\/><\/p>\n<p>You can find the product, of course, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.magicaldruid.com\/product\/wooden-thor-hammer\/3184\" target=\"_blank\">on our website<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And, you can find my TikTok <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@chronarchy\" target=\"_blank\">@chronarchy<\/a>, of course.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve been added to the list of vendors for the Ohio Department of Corrections (ODoC), and one item listed as an approved product for sale is small, wooden Thor&#8217;s hammers for inmates. 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